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Mobile valeting

Valeting, priced properly

Three packages, published prices, and a van that turns up with everything it needs. Book the level your car actually needs — Jay will tell you if that's the cheaper one.

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Safe Two-Bucket Wash
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Orpington & Kent
The packages

What's in each valet

Every package is done by hand, with clean water and fresh mitts on each car. No brushes, no drive-through, no swirl marks put in for free.

Exterior Valet

£45 from

The regular tidy-up. Outside only, in and out in about an hour.

  • Pre-rinse and snow foam
  • Safe two-bucket hand wash
  • Wheels, arches and tyres cleaned
  • Tyres dressed
  • Glass cleaned outside
  • Hand dried with soft towels
Book an exterior valet
Most booked

Full Valet

£70 from

Inside and out. The one most people want, two to three hours.

  • Everything in the exterior valet
  • Interior vacuum throughout, including boot
  • Dashboard, console and door cards cleaned
  • Plastics and trim dressed
  • Interior glass and mirrors
  • Door shuts and sills wiped down
Book a full valet

Deep Clean

£135 from

The full reset for a car that has had a hard life. Most of a day.

  • Everything in the full valet
  • Seats and carpets wet-vac shampooed
  • Every vent, seam and crevice detailed
  • Paint decontaminated and clayed
  • Protective wax or sealant applied
  • Leather cleaned and conditioned where fitted
Book a deep clean
Package contents To confirm The prices above are carried over from Jay's current site. The itemised lists are drafted from standard practice and need Jay's sign-off so the site promises exactly what he does.
Clear pricing

The price grid

Prices are by vehicle size. Heavily soiled cars, pet hair and serious neglect may need a bit more time — Jay will always agree that with you before he starts, never after.

Mobile valeting prices by vehicle size
SizeExteriorFull ValetDeep Clean
Small£45£70£135
Medium£50£75£155
Large£55£90£185
4x4 / SUVPOA£120£205
Placeholder pricing To confirm These are the figures from Jay's current site. They stay here as placeholders until Jay confirms his final numbers, including whether the 4x4 exterior price is still POA.

Which size is my car?

SmallFiesta, Polo, Corsa, Mini
MediumGolf, Focus, A3, 1 Series
LargePassat, 5 Series, E-Class
4x4 / SUVRange Rover, X5, Q7
EstatesUsually one size up
VansAsk for a price
Size examples To confirm These example vehicles are our suggestion to stop customers guessing. Jay to confirm how he actually bands sizes, and whether vans are something he wants to take on.
Extras

Add-ons

Bolt any of these onto a valet, or book them on their own if that is all the car needs.

Engine bay cleanfrom £30
Leather clean & conditionfrom £25
Seats & carpets wet vacfrom £25
Headlining cleanfrom £25
Machine polishingby quote
Ceramic coatingby quote
Placeholder pricing To confirm Add-on prices also come from the current site and need confirming. Pet hair removal is a common paid extra — worth deciding whether to list it.
Worth knowing

What a proper wash avoids

Most of the fine scratching you see on a dark car in sunlight was put there by washing it badly — sponges, dirty water and automatic brushes.

  • Pre-rinse first so the grit comes off before anything touches the paint.
  • Two buckets with grit guards, so dirt goes in the bucket and not back on the car.
  • Fresh mitts and clean drying towels on every single car.
  • Separate kit for wheels, which are always the dirtiest part.
Blue Mercedes-AMG C63 Coupe after a full valet
Valeting questions

Anything else?

How often should I have the car valeted?

For most people every four to six weeks keeps a car genuinely nice rather than just less dirty. If that sounds like you, the maintenance plan works out cheaper than booking one-offs.

Can you get pet hair out?

Yes, though it is slow work and heavy cases may carry an extra charge. Mention it when you book so Jay can allow the time rather than run late on the next car.

Will a deep clean fix stains in the seats?

Usually it makes a big difference, but honesty matters more than a sales pitch here: old set-in stains, dye transfer and burns do not always come out completely. Jay will tell you what he expects to achieve before you commit.

Do you do vans and motorhomes?

To confirm Whether Jay takes on vans, motorhomes and larger vehicles needs confirming.

Is my car too dirty?

No. Jay has seen worse, whatever it is. A few photos on WhatsApp mean the quote is right first time.

Book a valet

Tell Jay the make, model and rough state of the car and you will have a fixed price back the same day.

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