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Everything we do

Services

Four levels of care, one mobile setup. Whether the car needs a proper clean, the paint needs correcting, or you want it kept sharp all year, we bring everything to your driveway.

Fully Mobile Service
Everyday to Supercars
Clear, Honest Pricing
Ceramic Protection
Orpington & Kent
Most popular

Valeting

The bread and butter. Three packages that cover everything from "it just needs a wash" to "I want it like new inside".

  • Exterior valet — safe two-bucket wash, wheels, tyres, glass and a dry-off. The regular tidy-up.
  • Full valet — everything above plus the interior: vacuum, plastics, glass and a proper wipe-down.
  • Deep clean — the reset. Wet-vac on seats and carpets, every vent and seam, decontaminated paint.
Red Mazda CX-5 after a full valet on a customer driveway
Green Ferrari 488 Pista after machine polishing
The serious end

Detailing & protection

Where valeting cleans the car, detailing corrects it. This is machine work on the paint itself, then protection to lock the finish in.

  • Machine polishing — one-stage enhancement for gloss and clarity on a tired finish.
  • Paint correction — multi-stage work to genuinely remove swirls and defects, not fill them.
  • Ceramic coating — long-term protection applied over corrected paint.
  • Trim, glass and wheels — the same protection extended to the parts that take the most abuse.
Trade & Main Dealers

Dealer-grade prep, on demand

Handover valets, forecourt prep, fleet work and overflow cover for dealerships and traders across Kent. Insured, reliable and used to prestige stock. Already trusted by a main Land Rover dealer in the area.

Trade services Talk to Jay
Range Rover Evoque prepared for handover
How it works

Booking Jay is simple

No apps, no deposits, no back and forth. Four steps from first message to a clean car.

Tell us the car

Call, WhatsApp or fill in the quote form. Make, model, rough condition and where you are.

Get a straight price

Jay comes back with a fixed price and the next available slot. No obligation to book.

We come to you

Home or work. We bring water, power and everything else. You carry on with your day.

Walk round together

Jay shows you the finished car before he packs up. If something needs another pass, it gets one.

Common questions

Before you book

Do you need my water and electricity?

No. The van carries its own water and power, so we can work anywhere with room to open the doors. If you would rather we used your outside tap, that is fine too — just say when you book.

Where do you actually park to do the work?

A driveway, a work car park or a quiet bit of road all work. We need roughly a parking bay and a half so we can get round the whole car safely.

What if it rains?

Light rain is not a problem for most work. Machine polishing and ceramic coating need dry, controlled conditions, so if the weather turns Jay will call you and move the slot rather than rush a job that will not last.

How long does it take?

An exterior valet is usually an hour to ninety minutes. A full valet is around two to three hours. A deep clean is most of a day. Correction and ceramic work is quoted per car and can run over more than one day.

Do you only do prestige cars?

Not at all. Most weeks are family hatchbacks, SUVs and work cars. The supercars get the same process as everything else — that is rather the point.

How do I pay?

To confirm Payment methods need confirming with Jay before launch.

Not sure what your car needs?

Send a couple of photos on WhatsApp and Jay will tell you straight — including when the cheaper option is the right one.

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