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Maintenance plan

Never have a dirty car again

Same day every month, Jay turns up and the car goes back to how it should look. No booking, no chasing, no weekend spent with a bucket. From £55 a month.

Same Slot Each Month
No Contract
Cheaper Than One-Offs
Protects Your Coating
Home Or Work
Why bother

Regular beats occasional

A car washed properly every month never gets to the state where it needs a deep clean. Dirt does not get the chance to bond, brake dust does not bake onto the wheels, and bird mess does not sit there long enough to etch the lacquer.

  • It costs less overall. Twelve maintenance washes are cheaper than a couple of rescue jobs a year.
  • It protects the paint. Regular safe washing is the single biggest thing that keeps swirls out.
  • It holds resale value. Cars that have been looked after look it, and buyers pay for that.
  • It is one less thing to think about. Jay just turns up.
Volvo XC60 on a maintenance wash plan
Every visit

What a maintenance wash includes

This is a proper safe wash, not a quick rinse — just done often enough that it never needs to be more than that.

From £55/month

Monthly Wash

£55 per month, from

One visit a month, same slot, exterior kept properly on top of.

  • Pre-rinse and snow foam
  • Safe two-bucket hand wash
  • Wheels, arches and tyres
  • Tyres dressed
  • Exterior glass
  • Hand dried and topped with a spray sealant
Start a plan

Add an interior

POA per visit

Have the inside done at the same visit — vacuum, wipe-down and glass.

  • Interior vacuum throughout
  • Dash, console and doors wiped
  • Interior glass
  • Bins emptied, mats shaken out
Ask for a price

Fortnightly

POA per month

Twice a month for high-mileage cars, dark paint, or anything parked under trees.

  • Two visits a month
  • Same wash as above
  • Best option for coated cars
  • Priority slots
Ask for a price
Plan pricing & structure To confirm Only the £55 monthly figure came from Jay's current site. The interior add-on and fortnightly options are marked POA on purpose — Jay to confirm whether he wants to offer them, at what price, and how payment is taken (standing order, card on the day, or cash).
How it works

Starting a plan

Get the car straight

If it has been a while, most cars start with a full valet or deep clean so the plan begins from a good baseline.

Pick your slot

Choose a week and a rough time that suits — first Tuesday of the month, for example. Jay keeps it for you.

He just turns up

You get a reminder the day before. The car does not even need to be unlocked for an exterior wash.

Change or pause anytime

No contract and no tie-in. Going away, or the car is off the road? Skip a month.

Hyundai Ioniq 5 kept clean on a monthly plan
Coated cars

If you've had ceramic done

A ceramic coating is only as good as the washing that follows it. One trip through an automatic car wash undoes a lot of what you paid for.

A maintenance plan is the sensible way to protect that investment — the coating gets washed with the right chemicals, by hand, by the person who applied it.

Plan questions

Before you sign up

Is there a contract?

No. It is a standing arrangement, not a tie-in. Pause it or stop it whenever you like — just give Jay reasonable notice so he can fill the slot.

Do I need to be home?

Not for an exterior wash, as long as Jay can reach the car and get to an outside tap if needed. He brings his own water and power anyway. Interior work obviously needs the car unlocked.

What happens if it rains?

Light rain is not usually a problem for a maintenance wash. If it is genuinely foul, Jay will move you to another day that week rather than do a rushed job.

Does my car need a full valet first?

Usually yes, if it has not been properly cleaned in a while. The plan is designed to keep a car clean, not to catch one up. Jay will tell you if yours can skip straight to the plan.

How do I pay?

To confirm How Jay wants plan payments handled — standing order, monthly card payment, or per visit.

Can I put more than one car on a plan?

Yes, and it is worth asking about a price for doing both on the same visit. Households with two cars on the drive are some of Jay's easiest bookings.

Start a maintenance plan

Tell Jay the car and where it lives, and he will suggest a slot and a monthly price.

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